You’re Really a Mom When…
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." - Phyllis Diller The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. [...]
How to be (Safely) Not Nice in a Politically Correct World
Being over 50 I have come to the conclusion that "being nice" is waaaaaaay over-rated. Sometimes I dream about giving a scorpion as a present. Why not? It's for an ex boss that has everything. I know what your thinking. Yes, I would have it gift [...]
Treasures
My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues. - Abraham Lincoln When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Stephen Wright If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the [...]
My Favorite Power Tools
He who laughs last didn’t get it in the first place. - Rodney Dangerfield Laughter is the best medicine, but only because it’s cheaper than an HMO. - Buzz Nutely A new study says that one of the advantages of the treadmill is that it’s the [...]
Thanksgiving Humor Reflections
You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner, there was one wise old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them they’ll never leave.”- Dylan BrodyThanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once [...]
Humor, Laughter and Mirth Potentiate Healthfulness
In nursing, I often see how certain terms or abbreviations can be applied in different areas of my life. The abbreviation WNL stands for Within Normal Limits. I often ask my therapist,” Am I at least WNL?” SOB can have many meanings; however, in nursing it [...]