"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." - Phyllis Diller The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. [...]
Being over 50 I have come to the conclusion that "being nice" is waaaaaaay over-rated. Sometimes I dream about giving a scorpion as a present. Why not? It's for an ex boss that has everything. I know what your thinking. Yes, I would have it gift [...]
My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues. - Abraham Lincoln When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Stephen Wright If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the [...]
He who laughs last didn’t get it in the first place. - Rodney Dangerfield Laughter is the best medicine, but only because it’s cheaper than an HMO. - Buzz Nutely A new study says that one of the advantages of the treadmill is that it’s the [...]
You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner, there was one wise old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them they’ll never leave.”- Dylan BrodyThanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once [...]
In nursing, I often see how certain terms or abbreviations can be applied in different areas of my life. The abbreviation WNL stands for Within Normal Limits. I often ask my therapist,” Am I at least WNL?” SOB can have many meanings; however, in nursing it [...]